recoverykitty:

On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent. 

Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”

and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”

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The Wild Party

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A Femme Fatale (french for “Fatal Woman”) is a mysterious and seductive woman. Whose charms ensnare her lovers in bonds of irresistible desire, often leading them into compromising, dangerous, and deadly situations. She is an archetype of literature and art. Her ability to entrance and hypnotise her victim with a spell was in the earliest stories seen as being literally supernatural; hence, the femme fatale today is still often described as having a power akin to an enchantress, seductress, vampire, witch, or demon, having power over men. The phrase is French for “fatal woman”. A femme fatale tries to achieve her hidden purpose by using feminine wiles such as beauty, charm, and sexual allure. In some situations, she uses lying or coercion rather than charm. She may also make use of some subduing weapon such as sleeping gas, a modern analog of magical powers in older tales. She may also be (or imply that she is) a victim, caught in a situation from which she cannot escape. Often portrayed in Hollywood’s Film Noir, during the 40s and 50s.
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sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

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mishasminions:

SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY OTP AND GO

I WANT TO DATE BOTH OF YOU

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT MORE IS FOR BOTH OF YOU TO DATE EACH OTHER

AND LET ME WATCH

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agronfabgay:

30 days of Rizzoli & Isles | Day 13. Scene that made you laugh the most

↳ “I think he passed out.”

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me watching neon genesis evangelion

  • episode 1: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 2: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 3: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 4: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 5: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 6: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 7: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 8: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 9: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 10: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 11: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 12: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 13: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 14: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 15: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 16: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 17: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 18: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 19: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 20: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 21: when's the white-haired guy gonna appear
  • episode 22: WHEN'S THE WHITE-HAIRED GUY GONNA APPEAR
  • episode 23: seriously is the white haired-guy even in this anime
  • episode 24: wHAT THE FUCK
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Send me a ship and i’ll rate it

xxfan1direction:

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

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break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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justgivemefoodnow:

Hahaha

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ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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porcelain-empress-sophia:

Cartman is my hero

porcelain-empress-sophia:

Cartman is my hero

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